Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

“I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941…”

are these my only options

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

id suck the tattoos right off that guy

id clean him off like a whiteboard

me, not knowing what the fuck some poll is talking abt

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

did your bf hype up your nudes today or do I need to

i hate how google docs autocorrects things like stared into started or strayed but when i accidentally type siletn instead of silent its like oh yeah thats the word you meant for sure